Anubis’ Guide to Meme Coin Etiquette
is a witty crash course in navigating the wild world of meme coins. Narrated by the ever-sassy jackal god, Anubis, the post dishes out do’s (like making terrible memes and HODLing like a tomb guard) and don’ts (falling for scams or spamming “WEN MOON?!”). With clever advice on joining the community chaos and avoiding financial disaster, this guide reminds readers that meme coins are about fun, not a retirement plan. Packed with humor and ancient Egyptian flair, it’s a must-read for anyone looking to laugh their way through the crypto madness.
The Day I Tried to Explain Blockchain to a Sphinx
What happens when the ancient wisdom of a Sphinx meets the cutting-edge technology of blockchain? Chaos, riddles, and a bit of laughter! In this post, I (Anubis) recount my hilarious attempt to explain decentralization, cryptography, and AnubisTrueCoin to a curious yet skeptical Sphinx. Spoiler: it involves holograms, scrolls, and the eternal struggle against gas fees.
Read more to see how ancient mythology collides with modern tech in a tale you won’t forget!